At cornell they have this annual competition, I which only the the best of the best, elite, damn near perfect take part in. In order to compete you must be hand picked by a committee. And afterward once you have given the green light that you will compete, then on goes to the treacherous training, beautifying, waxing, struting, and even the occasional push up.
You do all this to be crowned and dubbed Ivy Man of The Year. Which is kinda of a big deal this means you are the man among boys, everyone else is just a simpleton...
Fortunately one person was called a upon to represent us with dignity ( his identity has been wit held but we will name him GIGGILO), I must say he did a fine job his talent was off the chain by far well above the rest. But unfortunately he was robbed of his crown due to biased panel of judges.
Here is some footage from that fateful night with the young man showing off his talent...
GIGGLO you will always be my Ivy Man...
*Oh yeah that dude yelling GIGGILO thats your boy, haha had to do it he was just too smooth*
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