Saturday - Went to the parade then attended the Blame it on the alcohol, when it should of been blame it on the second hand smoke, I should of brought my gas mask but I didnt know if that went with the dress code.
Sunday - Went to Circa nightclub which was decieving because on the outside it looks like a factory. But inside it like a acid trip on mushrooms... Everything is interactive touch the bar it lights up, walk on the floor it looks like your stepping in puddles. The dance floor looked like a scene from "Stomp The Yard"
After being entertained by the club and its features, in walks Fabolous who I happened to be randomly standing by his security and didnt even think to myself why all these bodybuilder guys huddled around. After being shoved by the security I look closely and then walks in Fabolous, who is decptively small, like this guy is eye level to my nipples (pause).
Then the music starts he raps and and it stops and guess who comes out? Trey Songz singing his ass off, doing what he does best. He must have superpowers cause I look around the club and every girl has their eyes closed singing the lyrics off key as if they were trying to do their best william hung imitation.
I must add the women were beautiful I dont know if its them trying to impress the Americans but I forgot that the women of Toronto can put on for their city... I was pulling my best lines in an attempt to grab a number or two. (need I remind you Im as smooth as sand paper...)
Now its Monday and I am trying to recover from all this craziness I didnt walk through my door until 6 and now Im up writing this blog, thank god for long weekend.
OOOOH I got pictures.... well like 2
Hillary this picture is for you... Cause I know you love him soooo much. (And I didnt bring my camera, what it look like a grown ass man taking a picture of another grown man.... Im just saying...)
Dre "Talk about bad b*tches, got a section full of bridezillas that's mad b*tches..." Day
